CCC #93

1 Understand
2 Rhetoric
3 Embalm
4 Flagellation
5 Guacamole
6 Bougainvillea
7 Passion
8 Noir
9 Stigmata
10 Impudent

Let me understand you correctly: you say that as you were teaching one day on the topic of rhetoric an impudent and haughty female student of yours came to the front of the class room with her body in rhythmic flagellation, not to be confused with the word flatulence 'as you told me', and while she, still walking, removed her stillettos and asked you to place your hands on the desk, you recall that at that very moment you began to sink into a dissociated state of surreality, not previously familiar to you but similar to that of a noir film you said you had seen about four years ago, when all of the sudden you were falling to the ground with red oozing from your hands as if a spiritual stigmata had made its mark upon you; and in your cry of passion to the sky you began to notice that you were no longer in the classroom but rolling down the side of a hill with shrubbery, which you noted to be that of the bougainvillea variety, falling so traumatically slowly that you knew by the time you were at the bottom you would surely find yourself next to an individual ready for the procedure to embalm your remains, and just when you thought you had breathed your last, you lifted your eyelids only to find yourself reclined in your lazy boy with a large glob of guacamole on your chin and the television faithfully playing repetitive infomercials -- did I get the whole story right?
-DR JUMP