CCC #36

1. Fat
2. Identity
3. Substitute
4. The first time
5. Wall
6. Sin
7. Inside
8. Virgin
9. Tears
10. Trick

Let me tell you about a guy, Gerald Melvin a fat man with an infamous identity, who follows the example of a man without any substitute, ‘the first time‘ experience is something he waits for, he has built no wall against marriage.  Gerald is not without sin, but inside his heart is something special, and he seeks to be a virgin.  Whether the ladies swoon or if tears run down their face is no problem of his, for Gerald claims, “this is no trick.”
-DRJUMP

CCC #35

1. One in a million
2. Pretend
3. Night
4. Load
5. Fable
6. With or without
7. Victim
8. Squeeze
9. Nylon
10. Crowd

One in a million burglars throughout history pretend to be the type of villain that will come in the night and load up all of your most precious belongings like some Robin Hood fable once told.  With or without an impoverished soul to bless, they make you the victim and squeeze dry all of your worth, as they leave your home with nylon bags packed tight.  In the crowd, they look no different than any other person trying to make a living.  It couldn’t be any further from the truth, as they hold onto their nylon bags, and squeeze hold with balmy hands, they think of all whom they have made the victim.  They know that with or without an explanation what they have done is sadly a lost fable that has lost its load and weight through time.  Out of night, into the day, these burglars see they are make believe heros, just pretend. Because in truth it really is only one in a million burglars that can refer to themselves as Robin Hood.
-DRJUMP

CCC #33

1. If you leave
2. Future
3. A place to hide
4. Fate
5. Ride
6. Avalanche
7. Do without
8. In the dark
9. Break Away
10. View

If you leave me now you’ll take away the biggest part of me Ooo oo oo, no, baby please don’t go.  And if you leave me now you’ll take away the very fate of me Ooo oo oo, no, baby please don’t go.  Ooo, oo oo, girl, I just want you to stay.  A love like ours it’s hard to find a place to hide, how could we let it ride away?  We’ve come too far to do without, how could we end it all this way?  When the future comes and we both regret the things we said today.  A love like ours is an avalanche that’s hard to find, how could we let it break away? We’ve come too far to leave it in the dark, how could we view it all this way? When tomorrow comes and we both regret the things we said today.
-DRJUMP
–Adaptation of “If you leave me now, by Chicago”

CCC #32

x1. Flesh –
x2. Cry – -
x3. Love – - -
x4. Face – - – -
x5. Idol – - – - –
x6. Bullet – - – - – -
x7. Loud and clear – - – - – - –
x8. Destroy – - – - – - – -
x9. Kink – - – - – - – - -
x10. Bedbugs – - – - – - – - – -

“Bedbugs, bedbugs, bedbugs!” Susan exclaimed as she protested the kinked haystack nest, as she saw it, her parents called a bed.  “This will destroy me, I just can’t put this book down now” Susan continued, but her parent’s were coming through loud and clear “Susan we like that you read, but you must go to sleep.”   This hit Susan like a bullet, she was in the middle of the newest release of the famous Idol Planet series, and tears began to run down her face. Her love and passion for reading doesn’t always bring about such lack of subordination, or bring her to the point of crying, but her flesh cries out to experience such a fantasy that this book offers.  “I love my parents, but I also love this book” Susan contemplated “what a difficult decision I have come to face.” It was if hours had gone by in Susan’s world, but hardly any time had passed since the last time her parents said anything.  “Face the facts Susan, you will go to bed right this instant, or you stand to face double duty chores for a week” her parents shouted as they spoke from the other room at her.  “I’m reading Idol Planet guys, can’t I just stay up until I finish this ‘idol for king’ chapter” “Susan 3-7 Brantania NO MORE Idol Planet right now the bed is your idol.”
Susan made it to bed that night, she was too tired to fight any longer.  Let the narrator invite you into the context of this story, so hop aboard this bullet ship as we zip to the future.  Sarah 3-7 Brantania is the daughter of 2-4 Jaron Brantania and Manda 7-1 Brantania.  The year is irrelevant, and has been for an undefined amount of time, all that can be said is that time ended in 2112, we no longer needed time to order things for our lives.  Hear me loud and clear life is different here, disease  has been destroyed.  The bed that Susan was protesting with it’s kinks and the “bedbugs, bedbugs, bedbugs” has no relation to present reality but merely her ability to fantasize about history.  Bedbugs to these people are more of a joke, they know what bugs were, and they know what beds are, but they do not imagine the two in the same place.  There has been an answer to the bedbugs, bedbugs, bedbugs problem for quite some time now.   Susan has read a book Kinks and kinked things, how kinks once were, but kinks now are no more.  Kinks used to be a severe problem, in the organization of things, and in the construction of things. There was some nonsense about elements that contained kinkiness but that is of an unnecessary topic that need not be elaborated upon.  We need not think any longer about the kink though. Something you won’t within your generation become aware of is the fact that all forms of time pieces were destroyed, destroyed in such a way that no reverse engineering would be possible.  We did not like what clocks, and time had done to us so we destroyed time and we destroyed clocks.  We couldn’t destroy history though, something about the nature of existence doesn’t allow for history.  Do not worry this future society does not delude themselves that time doesn’t happen, they are just not going to let it rule them.  Destroy is such an archaic term anyways, Susan just used it because of her fascination with old things.  Loud and clear, yet another term from ancient times, such an embarrassing reference as it points to a time when communication was faint and fuzzy.  To think that a person would have to waste the time to explain that they were receiving the others communication in a loud and clear manner is embarrassing.  In fact I can hear them now, well then “‘I’ve got ya coming in loud and clear‘, ‘huh?’, ‘LOUD and CLEAR‘, ‘proud and beer?’, ‘no.. no.. no.. loud and clear, gosh.’”
Let me explain one more thing, the bullet you are familiar with is long forgotten among this society.  The bullet they are referring to is like the concept of a kiss in the movie Hook, or the story Peter Pan.  A bullet is something that can cause pain but in an invisible way, emotionally.  The bullet is also something of a verb, to explain how fast an object goes, but these people do not see a metallic object in their mind’s eye as you do.
-DRJUMP

CCC #4

1. Time Will Tell
2. Experience Preferred
3. Plywood
4. Poet
5. Gold Rush
6. Scenario
7. Influx
8. Winter
9. Velvet
10. Road Block

“GOLD RUSH” the sign read in the window.  Perry was a young man eager and ready to get a job with his fresh law degree.  Perry was the type of lawyer with a skill unparalleled among his peers, they called him the poet.  Perry had this uncanny insight about any scenario.  An influx of other eager law men and women, each with their personal suitcases varying from crush velvet covered cases to simple plywood attaches, had begun to create a sort of road block at the entrance of this corporate law firm.  It was winter then and it was a cold wait on the side walk of this Park Avenue street.  They had told him that experience was preferred and they didn’t know if they would hire him or not, he responded “time will tell” give me a chance and you’ll never regret it.
-DRJUMP

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CCC #1

1. X-Factor
2. Townhall
3. Parrot
4. Cracker Jacks
5. Unions
6. Google
7. Napkins
8. The 10 Commandments
9. San Francisco
10. Cold Season

Every man can achieve an x-factor if he is capable of joining the unions of San Francisco.  The cold season is exactly the opportunity to bring eight packs of cracker jacks, three for the parrot, and the extra packs for you.  The day has arrived to use the 10 commandments as the guide to be unimpeachable for town hall so bring fifteen napkins and google the story you are reading, because it might be the first story wrote in prime numbers if you count the letters and exclude the thick words.

-DRJUMP

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13   Are the prime numbers included in this story.

5, 3, 3, 7, 2, x-factor (bonus prime 7), 2, 2, 2, 7, 2, 7, 3, unions, 2, San Francisco, 3, cold season, 2, 7, 3, 11, 2, 5, 5, 5, 2, cracker jacks (bonus DOUBLE prime 7, 5), 5, 3, 3, parrot, 3, 3, 5, 5, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 7, 2, 3, the 10 commandments (3, 2, 12close but no cigar), 2, 3, 5, 2, 2, 13!!!, 3, town hall, 2, 5, 7, napkins (bonus prime 7), 3, google, 3, 5, 3, 3, 7, 7, 2, 5, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 2, 5, 7, 2, 3, 5, 3, 7, 3, 7, 3, 5, 5…
To be exact.